I'm Laid Off Dad
My Kettle Corn
CLASSIC KETTLE CORN
SWEET / SALTY / SATISFYING
$11.99
Crisp, small-batch popcorn that started it all. Popped by hand, balanced by instinct, and proof that losing your job can taste pretty damn good.
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SEASONAL DROP: EGGNOG
SWEET / SMOOTH / NOSTALGIC
$11.99
Small‑batch eggnog goodness spun into sweet, cozy kettle corn. Creamy, spiced, and holiday‑ready—with a festive crunch that shows up to the party early and stays late.
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CHEESY CARAMEL
LIGHT / CRUNCY / HONEST
$11.99
A little sweet. A little cheese. A lot of awesome. All popped by a dad who refuses to quit. This is your favorite "Chi-town" snack—minus the corporate markup.
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SWEET HEAT
LIMITED / WILD / NEVER THE SAME TWICE
$11.99
Small-batch maple habañero on top of kettle corn. Sweet, bold, and not overly spicy—and always popped with rebellion.
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DILL
SAVORY / SNAPPY / FUN
$11.99
Small‑batch dill pickle magic tossed over crisp kettle corn. Bright, zesty, and boldly briny—with a crunch that snaps back and refuses to behave.
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JALAPEÑO POPPER
BACON / CHEESY / A HINT OF SPICE
$11.99
Small‑batch jalapeño popper bliss loaded with smoky bacon, sharp cheddar, and just‑right heat. Savory, spicy, and undeniably addictive—this one pops louder than it behaves.
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SAMPLER PACK
ALL THREE FLAVORS / ONE FIGHTING SPIRIT
From $34.99
For the indecisive or the obsessed. A little sweet, a little salty, and a whole lot of comeback story.
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My Values
Events, Wholesale, & Fundraising
Need kettle corn for your next event, store, or fundraiser? I handle everything from local markets and brewery pop-ups to bulk orders and fundraisers.
Every bag is hand-popped, small-batch, and made with real grit. Tell me a little about what you’re planning below — and I’ll get back to you personally with pricing and details.

